A bedtime story:
A little boy named Issac was sleeping soundly in his bed. It was about 2 a.m., so his parents were sleeping too. Until they heard a very LOUD bump, crash, bang. Issac had fallen out of bed and was crying. When Mama went to check on him, she asked, "Did you fall out of bed?"
Issac stopped crying after about 4.7 seconds, and replied, "yes." Mama asked, "Did you hurt anything?" Issac responded again, "yes." So then his Mama asked, "What?" and Issac said, "the floor." The two went back to sleep, laughing.

The end